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15 FMLs About Shitty Orgasms For International Orgasm Day

By Nina / jeudi 21 décembre 2017 05:30
The orgasm is a complicated thing. While it is one of the greatest pleasures we can experience, it can also be a pain. One that the poor, unfortunate people of FML know all too well.

On this day, we celebrate the pinnacle of pleasure, the climax of coitus, the peak of the pounding. The beloved orgasm. Sure, it’s like the most awesome thing we’re capable of doing (subjective, I know, but pshh, you know I’m right), but it also comes with a load of trouble.

From confusion about the female orgasm, to faking it to be done with the deed, to embarassing add-ons that no one expects, the orgasm is an FML-ridden subject. If you’re having trouble imagining for yourself, struggle no longer. Here are 15 hot and heavy FMLs about orgasm fails that will give you a clearer picture. Just a warning though, you might not like what you read.

1. So, I uh, guess this was a one time thing?

By Jenn - / Sunday 24 September 2017 10:00 / United States - Fort Wayne

2. Yeah! Five months, you can do it!

3. It is a sexy food.

By kmyltd / Wednesday 14 September 2016 06:18 / Australia - Mount Eliza

4. Mama's got needs.

By not satisfied / Thursday 11 February 2016 17:06 / United States - Barnhart

5. As he rightfully should.

6. If only...

By periods - / Friday 18 December 2015 16:37 / United States - Palo Alto

7. Must have been a strong one.

By WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner - / Monday 16 November 2015 06:44 / United States - Arlington

8. We're not here to slap-a da bass.

9. Fake it til you make it.

10. ...that goes both ways.

By Anonymous / Saturday 25 April 2015 17:32 / United States

11. Message received.

12. Do go on, since you seem to be the expert in this situation.

13. We're going down, down in an earlier round.

14. Hump DAYYY!

15. You take another second to think about that, honey.

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By  jbuckets_404  |  34

Um, no; #1 vomited, #7 didn't....
As for #9, he couldn't have simply stopped to politely tell her to remove the broccoli from her teeth and then very happily both started over? Sheesh!

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  jbuckets_404  |  34

Um, no; #1 vomited, #7 didn't....
As for #9, he couldn't have simply stopped to politely tell her to remove the broccoli from her teeth and then very happily both started over? Sheesh!

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