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11 FMLs About Kids Who Find Out Santa’s Not Real That Prove Kids Are The MOST Extra

By Nina / lundi 18 décembre 2017 10:00
Whether it came from a mall santa mishap, another kid, or even their own parents, finding out Santa Claus isn’t real can be devastating for a child. In fact, for many kids, it was their first FML.

The real world is no merry-go-round. Grown-up stuff like taxes, credit scores, and mothers-in-law are a real, looming dark spot on society. As adults, especially FML-loving aults (that is to say, dark and dramatic), we lose the magic we believed in as children, and honestly, it sucks. The first step of growing up and moving one step closer to this stressful and dark reality? Finding out Santa isn’t real.

In the case of finding out the reality of Santa Claus, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The children who learn the truth, and the parents who failed to defend it. These are their stories:

1. Triple the drama.

2. Be careful what you say in fits of rage!

3. She's going to be a fun teenager.

4. Way to break the news, teach.

5. Kids can be awfully brutal.

6. They're all the same.

7. I'm more concerned about her exposure to Slender Man...

8. It was about time.

9. I guess you can rule that way out.

10. Yeah, OP, grow up.

11. Dream-crusher.

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By  Donut_Wizard  |  22

Why does Santa always get the credit, when the parents do all the work. Seems to me like this is breeding a society of ingratitude. Just wait until the Chanukah zombie hears about this.

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By  Donut_Wizard  |  22

Why does Santa always get the credit, when the parents do all the work. Seems to me like this is breeding a society of ingratitude. Just wait until the Chanukah zombie hears about this.

By  Glowworm56  |  24

Thanks to tv as a kid, I thought all chimneys were connected to family rooms/ living rooms--since we didn't have a fireplace--I figured if Santa ever came down the chimney, he'd land on top of our tv set instead!

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