10 FMLs About Mall Santas That Will Make You Even More Distressed at The Thought of Mall Santas than You Already Are
By Nina /
samedi 16 décembre 2017 10:00
It’s a holiday past time. Santa Makes his debut at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and then all of a sudden he pops up at every mall in the country, with lines of children hours long waiting to tell him what they want. Sometimes, though, the experience can be less magical than hoped for.
Being a mall Santa is no easy gig. Santas train for years to be the best Kris Kringle possible, perfecting their Christmas dialogue,interacting with kids, growing their facial hair...it’s a serious job!
But a good Snata is hard to find. They book their schedules months in advance, and since mall Santas unlike Santa Santa can only be in one place at a time, many malls are left without quality Clauses. Instead they end up with bottom of the barrel fellas who don’t know how to keep their cool in difficult situations, or even worse - a Santa that’s on the naughty list.
Don’t know what I mean? See for yourself!
1. Getting a little too cozy there, big guy!
By shellz15 /
Sunday 15 December 2013 12:36 /
Australia - Melbourne
2. 'Tis the truth, though.
By I said whaat /
Tuesday 18 December 2012 16:50 /
3. His little round belly must have been shaking like a bowl full of jelly.
By Anonymous /
Tuesday 18 December 2012 05:15 /
Canada - Toronto
4. Imposter!
By unknown /
Monday 17 December 2012 11:37 /
Canada
5. That's how excited she was to see you.
By Santa /
Monday 12 December 2011 21:45 /
Canada
6. Welcome to Santa's chocolate factory.
By tishihish /
Monday 12 December 2011 05:15 /
United States
7. Between reindeer and Priuses, at least he doesn't pollute.
By Anonymous /
Tuesday 6 December 2011 21:01 /
United States
8. What a little Grinch.
By santashelper /
Monday 5 December 2011 23:32 /
United States
9. Keep it to yourself, Santa.
By hotmommy /
Monday 20 December 2010 00:23 /
10. You, sir, are a monster.
By childdreamkiller - /
Thursday 8 December 2011 17:41 /
Canada
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