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Today, I asked my mother if she thought my cat was getting fat. She replied "It's not the cat you should worry about". FML

#5051
22 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 10:22pm - animals - by mikep - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

#4464
30 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
44 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

#3930
41 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 11:08pm - animals - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
54 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
34 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
23 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

#3203
16 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 8:05pm - animals - by kittydead - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

#2835
67 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

#1633
15 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 4:50pm - animals - by dirtyfoot - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
119 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, like any other day I struggled to put my boots on, went to pee and noticed my pants were covered in what looked like a green dust. I touched it, sniffed it, and it smelled utterly horrendous. So I took my boots off again only to find that one of my cats had took a dump in one of them. FML

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

#923
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19174) - you deserved it (5224)

On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version



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