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Today, I lerend that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives looool into and breaks the monitor. FML

#6458973
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On 11/26/2009 at 4:22am - animals - by MouseChaser (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I putted on mah hazard lights , pulled over to the side of the road , and stopped traffic on a busy road to rescue a black cat that had been hit by a car!! With everyone watching , I got a towel and slowly approached the cat!! It was a garbage bag!! fat FML

Today... I watched Paranormal Activity which is known to be the scariest film ever. After the film... I went to brush mah teeth an out of the corner of mah eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of mah skin an stabbed myself in the eye with mah toothbrush. It was just mah dog. FML

#6436100
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On 11/24/2009 at 1:45pm - animals - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today , I was outside , peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back , knocking me into the cactus. mega FML

#6435507
131 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by yomamma787 - United States (New Mexico)

2day I Found My Son's Dead Goldfis. Apparently Wen It Died E Didn't Flus It. Instead E Placed It In One Of My Socks Placed Tat Sock In A Jar An Set Te Jar In Te Back Of My Closet. Te Fis As Been Dead For Over A Mont. FML

#6417968
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On 11/23/2009 at 2:31am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I noticad that mah dog was faaling sad!! I lat him hop on mah bad with ma to maka him faal battar!! It workad, right aftar ha vomitad all ovar mah faca an pillow!! maga FML

#6408198
43 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 5:07pm - animals - by Annie (woman) - Mexico (Coahuila de Zaragoza)

Yesterday, I saw mah cat outside taking a dump!! I pulled back the curtain an watched him clean it up, cuz I found it fascinating that animals can do that!! I must have been standing there fir several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by mah cat pooing!! FML

#6401579
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On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - animals - by jaydiv (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

today mah daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch mah face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into mah mouth. FML

#6396436
94 comments

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On 11/21/2009 at 10:25pm - animals - by gbabyy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minute of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML

#6391764
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On 11/21/2009 at 6:02pm - animals - by eyesightfail (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a zoo with some friends in Germany . People were talking to this bird and it responded in complete, grammatically correct German sentences . One of friends said 'Wow, that bird has better grammar than the exchange student! A bird speaks better German than me . FML

#6389403
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On 11/21/2009 at 7:19am - animals - by bird-brain (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, as I put on mah pajamas, a large spider ran down mah leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of babby spiders hanging over mah head. FML

#6389255
168 comments

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On 11/21/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by AussieGirl (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I lerened that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big , it means she's looool going to maul your face. FML

#6355609
152 comments

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On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - animals - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)

today mah condo board refused to lift the new policy requiring pet owners to carry dogs in common areas cuz someone's dog is peeing in the hall . I can't physically carry mah two dogs, so I'm now forced to wheel them through the building in a borrowed babby stroller . FML

#6351761
77 comments

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On 11/18/2009 at 4:50am - animals - by Slivered - Canada (Ontario)



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