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Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Carribean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML

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On 07/25/2010 at 1:45am - animals - by greaaaatt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML

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88 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 3:59pm - animals - by Whateversz (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML

Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box. I am 100% sure that they passed through my cat to get there. FML

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101 comments

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On 07/20/2010 at 12:34pm - animals - by brentkd - United States

Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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105 comments

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On 07/17/2010 at 2:00am - animals - by VtecKickIn (man) - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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175 comments

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On 07/12/2010 at 4:56pm - animals - by maggotsinmycarpet - United States

Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML

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On 07/12/2010 at 1:38am - animals - by LexiBoBexi (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML

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134 comments

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On 07/03/2010 at 12:04am - animals - by peanuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out what cat food tastes like mixed with mayo, hot sauce, and between two perfectly toasted pieces of rye bread. My cat found out what tuna tastes like instead of her normal food. FML

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119 comments

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On 06/19/2010 at 12:27pm - animals - by kasai_x0x (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML

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108 comments

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On 06/17/2010 at 6:56pm - animals - by MCRxforever - United States (Missouri)

Today, it was a little colder than it should be for this time of year, and as a result I was using the heater in my car. Apparently within the last four months, a mouse managed to make his way into my heater vent and die. I can not get the smell of death out of my car. FML

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90 comments

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On 06/13/2010 at 5:56am - animals - by spenmy - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband decided he will be a 'stay at home' dad. We have two cats. No kids. FML

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95 comments

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On 06/03/2010 at 3:44am - animals - by Kate - United States (Arizona)



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