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Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML

#18583606
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8802) - you deserved it (34152)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm - animals - by steve - United States

Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

#18573641
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31555) - you deserved it (4296)

On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML

#18545148
78 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 2:31pm - animals - by dogh8er (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

#18542269
105 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 3:32am - animals - by sammyxoxo - Canada

Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML

#18520750
101 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 4:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my dad took me to the 'Super Butcher'. It's basically a warehouse turned into a giant, walk-in meat freezer, complete with headless pig carcasses. I'm a vegetarian. FML

Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML

#18482264
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28206) - you deserved it (2584)

On 12/11/2011 at 1:57am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37000) - you deserved it (3096)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML

#18409440
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30028) - you deserved it (2755)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML

#18408881
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25365) - you deserved it (6000)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)

Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML

#18384593
109 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 11:15am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

#18381687
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31177) - you deserved it (3387)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by reallyupset (woman) - United States (New York)



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