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Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML

#13801774
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On 11/11/2010 at 1:02pm - animals - by jordanss - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran into a police officer while on my bike. It wouldn't be so bad, had he not been riding a massive horse. FML

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
119 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

#13760701
97 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 1:07am - animals - by yay! - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML

#13754576
192 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 5:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML

#13736205
97 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 7:45am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I caught my dad eating the dog treats I'd bought for my dog. The only thing he could say was "These are really good, no wonder the dog is so obedient. Wanna try one?" FML

#13684464
76 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 3:13am - animals - by treats - Singapore

Today, while cleaning out my garage, I found a pregnant spider. I couldn't step on the spider without releasing the baby spiders, so I went inside to get a glass jar to trap it. While trying to relocate the spider, I accidentally stepped on it. I now have a bunch of baby spiders roaming around. FML

#13657606
166 comments

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On 10/31/2010 at 12:25am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

#13624785
115 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 8:07am - animals - by scratchpost (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad explained to me the "chain of command" for our house. McKinley, Mom, himself, Charlie, then me. McKinley is my two year old daughter and Charlie is the dog. He was dead serious. FML

#13623342
121 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 2:39am - animals - by katie06 - United States

Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML

#13615353
73 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 2:46pm - animals - by Florida - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

#13592451
135 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm - animals - by sly - United States (Texas)

Today, it is my birthday. So far I have received: the news that my parents are divorcing, a dead bird and a pile of shit left on my bed (courtesy of the cat), a rash all over my face, and some slippers from my boyfriend. FML

#13589791
143 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 1:08pm - animals - by sambo99 - United Kingdom (Herefordshire)



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