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Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
82 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML

#17327008
85 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 12:41am - animals - by Username - United States

Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML

#17312573
135 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 7:58pm - animals - by Backinzi - United States (Iowa)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
254 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

#17298828
144 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 3:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML

#17283376
78 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 2:18am - animals - by Tali (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

#17277458
57 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 4:09am - animals - by CarrieRedburn (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

#17177469
149 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 1:45pm - animals - by craphanded - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, it's my birthday. I came downstairs to a cake that said "Happy 8th Birthday Bella!" My name is Sarah and I'm 16. Bella is our dog whose birthday is next month. FML

#17163751
176 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 2:05pm - animals - by unbirthday (woman) - United States

Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML

#17151333
214 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 4:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his fifteen year old daughter, the dog. FML

#17122857
169 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by kacysospacyy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
476 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML

#17087035
157 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 11:13pm - animals - by MooCow - United States (Montana)



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