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Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

#17017863
158 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

#16970335
307 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 5:11am - animals - by oopsies - United States

Today, I went to visit my great grandma. I saw that her dog had this red fluid on his ear, so I asked my grandma about it. She said she put red finger nail-polish in his ear so she could tell the difference between 'all' of her dogs. She only has one dog. FML

#16967772
82 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 12:13am - animals - by emegemerald - United States

Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

#16956758
170 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 1:25am - animals - by jreed509 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbors cat running all over the undry paint. FML

#16956212
51 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 12:47am - animals - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

#16937158
90 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 3:22pm - animals - by anon - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

#16934037
203 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217
161 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

#16895004
164 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my beloved guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. FML

#16860122
222 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 1:39am - animals - by animallover (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, the man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML

#16851607
120 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 3:41pm - animals - by kk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found it under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

#16793307
96 comments

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On 06/22/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Morgan - United States (Texas)

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

#16728173
132 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)



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