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­Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

#15726248
172 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

#15714709
217 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by Sid (man) - United States (California)

Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML

#15713068
74 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 7:00pm - animals - by Danielle - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
85 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

#15676274
137 comments

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On 04/07/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML

#15661118
261 comments

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On 04/06/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by mottephobe - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML

#15591569
100 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm - animals - by poopybed - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

#15525656
111 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 1:56am - animals - by upliftmofo - Belgium

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

#15510596
142 comments

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On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)

Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML

#15500028
57 comments

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On 03/26/2011 at 3:27pm - animals - by cathouse (woman) - United Kingdom (North Down)

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

#15489926
84 comments

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On 03/25/2011 at 10:27pm - animals - by ouch -

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

#15485596
178 comments

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On 03/25/2011 at 5:52pm - animals - by fish killer - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to a birthday party. A half hour in, a girl started showing me pictures of her cat. That was the high point of the night. FML

#15477659
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26035) - you deserved it (4234)

On 03/25/2011 at 1:50am - animals - by caseyj (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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