Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
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On 02/10/2013 at 8:51pm - animals - by akasoor - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
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On 02/09/2013 at 8:39pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
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On 02/07/2013 at 10:58pm - animals - by fish killer - Canada
Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML
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On 02/07/2013 at 2:44pm - animals - by shaviTuT (woman) - Malaysia (Johor)
Today, my kitten made it snow inside my house using a 12-pack of toilet paper. FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 1:00pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 8:59am - animals - by DogLover (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
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On 02/01/2013 at 1:09am - animals - by Angry Mob - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
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On 01/30/2013 at 4:05pm - animals - by puppydrama - United States
Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap and decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, and I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML
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On 01/29/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)
Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML
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On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
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On 01/26/2013 at 12:18pm - animals - by peteswentzbass - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
Today, I made a new friend: the cricket the doctor pulled out of my ear canal. FML
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On 01/26/2013 at 12:53am - animals - by Ear Invasion - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML
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On 01/24/2013 at 7:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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