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Today, after waking up to find a large spider outside my bedroom door and screaming, waking up my mum to kill it, she then sprayed it and went to pick it up. She then informed me it was made of plastic. My cat had got into the Halloween decorations from the spare room and decided to play. FML

#21514228
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On 01/12/2016 at 5:48am - animals - by mutantprincess - Australia

Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML

#21513467
75 comments

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On 01/10/2016 at 4:07am - animals - by Devotedmom (woman) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

#21512916
53 comments

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On 01/08/2016 at 4:57pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out the reason why my cat would sometimes go outside for days at a time was because when she would go out, my neighbor would lure her in with cat treats and keep her there for up to 2 days. She's an indoor cat now. FML

#21512319
113 comments

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On 01/06/2016 at 10:38pm - animals - by cat lady - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

#21512014
56 comments

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On 01/06/2016 at 1:54am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date at the park. Have you ever felt dozens of ants swarming up your legs and back? I have now. FML

#21510122
41 comments

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On 01/01/2016 at 6:37am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I told my friend I was considering adopting a dog. She looked at me like I was Satan and went on a rant about how dogs are "born evil" and will always maul someone given the chance. I still have the marks from when one of her psycho cats sliced open my arm last month. FML

#21507307
85 comments

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On 12/24/2015 at 1:06pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I put my 5 month-old daughter in her swinging chair and walked into the kitchen to make her a bottle. When I came back, she was giggling because the dog was licking her face. It would have been cute, picture worthy even, if I actually had a dog. FML

#21507147
67 comments

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On 12/24/2015 at 1:10am - animals - by lolmyfduplife -

Today, I woke up to a horrible smell only to realize that my dog had peed all over my leg cast during the night. I can't get another one because the closest doctors are all on Christmas vacation. Guess this is an early Christmas present from my dog. FML

#21506853
55 comments

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On 12/23/2015 at 10:15am - animals - by ChaoticGamer (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

#21505447
51 comments

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On 12/19/2015 at 9:30am - animals - by shibs - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my puppy went missing. I found him, unconscious but thankfully alive, in a taped-up box with no holes. My little brother eventually confessed to doing it because he wanted to sell my puppy on eBay. FML

#21505108
120 comments

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On 12/18/2015 at 10:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to noises from downstairs. I practically pissed my pants and called the cops. Turned out it was just my cat being a dickhead in the living room. FML

#21505083
62 comments

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On 12/18/2015 at 6:40am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was heading home after getting off work at 5 in the morning, when a deer slid out in front of my car. Not jumped. Slid. Thanks, winter. FML

#21503222
70 comments

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On 12/13/2015 at 7:45am - animals - by Anonymous -



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