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that's one badass cat you have there!

#2 - On 04/11/2010 at 8:47pm by Gawrsh_youRhymed

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God people on here scare me. Seriously, all of you saying that cats should be outdoors are.....frightening me.

Does no one realize cats are small because we domesicated them and by abandoning them and dumping them on random streets and driving away we are killing lives? And screwing up the food chain???? When I went to Maui awhile ago, many species of rare birds had gone extinct because someone dumped a bunch of cats into a forest and they populated and fed on the birds.

Also, each year, around 4 million abandoned and abused pets are killed because there is simply no room for them in shelters? And that is not an exaggeration! When you let pets out, they populate...and populate....AND POPULATE!!

When you make cats live outside (WHERE THEY SHOULDNT BE), you hurt everything. "Adopt one, until their are none."

#142 - On 04/11/2010 at 10:48pm by raineydayes

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