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Today, I was driving and I saw was a dog running onto the road, I slammed on the brakes to a completely stop. Multiple cars crashed into the back of my car. It turns out it wasn't a dog, it was just newspaper blown by the wind. FML

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This is old except it was a paper bag.

#1 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:13am by bman01

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#5 that was never taught me. What actually was taught me was to keep enough distance from the car in front of me in case that car has to do an emergy brake.

Maybe its better for the OP to stop driving if you can't distinguish a newspaper from a dog.

#10 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:50am by Mnemic

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