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Today, I was driving and I saw was a dog running onto the road, I slammed on the brakes to a completely stop. Multiple cars crashed into the back of my car. It turns out it wasn't a dog, it was just newspaper blown by the wind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26028) - you deserved it (47025)

On 04/13/2009 at 1:41am - animals - by Peta - Canada

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This is old except it was a paper bag.

#1 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:13am by bman01

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In driving school they taught me to drive behind people expecting them to slam on the brakes for dogs, children, a keg on the middle of the road.. So i think technically its the people behind you that are in fault...you were just reacting to a situation.

#8 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:42am by chinookwarrior

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