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Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

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On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp!

When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

#2 - On 03/02/2010 at 2:07pm by idkweird

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Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!

#4 - On 03/02/2010 at 2:08pm by DJ_Chutfield

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