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Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

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On 03/01/2010 at 3:30am - animals - by mav3rick91 (man) - United States (California)

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So you can't spell meow and leave your clothes on the floor but the cat is the stupid one? Good job.

#17 - On 03/01/2010 at 10:39am by Triipwire

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"miaow" .. I like it :] And everybody pees, so shushie cat haters, poor thing was probably scared. It's not kitteh's fault he got trapped inside. Get over it. >:|

#12 - On 03/01/2010 at 10:23am by mercyFML

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