Today, I was lobstering. While I was getting bands, my co-worker decided it would be funny to make a lobster pinch my ear. it was a 4 pound lobster, and my ear was swollen for 5 hours. FML
by Fonzie34 / 02/28/2010 at 9:42pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Animals
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I say unleash a 6 pound one on his nuts and see how he likes it :-P
#4 - On 03/01/2010 at 3:43am by DGross
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I was not aware lobster could be a verb. Learn something new every day.
#15 - On 03/01/2010 at 4:24am by vexis58
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