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Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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Your such a whore!! How could you do that?!

#1 - On 02/21/2010 at 7:11pm by x805xUnknown

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Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

#43 - On 02/21/2010 at 7:32pm by canzo378

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