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Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it... only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away. I have no depth perception. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13193) - you deserved it (14688)

On 02/04/2009 at 5:56am - animals - by Mith (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

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Lack of depth perception blows, I feel your pain.

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 9:24am by alpuppy

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what is a fly mosquito?

#9 - On 05/02/2009 at 7:59pm by rothenb

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