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Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it... only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away. I have no depth perception. FML

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what is a fly mosquito?

#9 - On 05/02/2009 at 7:59pm by rothenb

See in context

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ydi for calling it a "fly mosquito". it's one or the other, not both.

#16 - On 11/09/2010 at 12:33am by Michael216

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