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Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30410) - you deserved it (1271)

On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)

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