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Today, a woman walked out of the Humane Society with a cat carrier. I said, "Oh did you adopt him?" She walked past and started crying. She had just brought her cat in to be euthanized. FML

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#15, dont be so stupid, she didnt just get up and decide oh today ill go to the /humane/ society to kill my perfactly fine cat. Obvoiusly it was sick and probably suffering.

#16 - On 06/04/2010 at 12:26am by micealadear

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# 4 shut the F up you inhumane bastard. Animals are living things to.

#12 - On 01/19/2010 at 6:01pm by Newbie21

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