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Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31980) - you deserved it (4272)

On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

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Why was your grandmother driving at the dinner table? Basic etiquette - no cars at mealtimes....

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 6:27pm by Grammarian

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I agree with # 1 and 7.
Today I was ran over by a crazy old grandma driving a dinner table FML

#8 - On 03/31/2009 at 1:46pm by xMooMoox

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