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Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

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On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

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Geez, you make it sound like people are fucking their dogs. A simple kiss on the nose is no biggie, get over it and keep your face away from dogs..seriously.

#10 - On 04/28/2009 at 7:57pm by floresntadolecnt

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i kiss my dog all the time and i let her share the bed with me, i don't see what is so gross about it

#8 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:52pm by shadowcalling

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