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Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15396) - you deserved it (13689)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

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