Today, on my rush to get home from work to use the bathroom, I hit a deer. It startled me so badly that I wet myself. FML

by Wet Britches / 11/23/2016 at 8:32pm / United States (Maine) / Animals

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  • I can't tell much you grow to hate deer coming from growing up in a densly deer populated area. I've hit a few myself and they'll do more damage to the car than you do them half the time.
    let's be glad you wet yourself rather than waking up dead or inside an ambulance. it could've been worse believe me.

    #1 - On 11/25/2016 at 3:21am by stevenJB

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  • F the deer's life, I'd say...
    "Today, I really had to use the bathroom, so I quickly tried to cross the road. A human hit me with their car. FML"

    #2 - On 11/25/2016 at 3:22am by JaffaMC

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