Today, my mum called me at work in hysterics, saying she had just been arrested and that I needed to get her dog from her house. I had no idea why she was arrested. I hear nothing from her until 1 a.m. when she calls, waking me up. The first words out of her mouth are, "How's the dog?" FML

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  • "You can ask him yourself, ma."
    *hands phone to dog*
    "Well I'm fuckin' pissed off, Marge."

    #1 - On 11/17/2016 at 4:22am by Baustigt

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  • Oh my God OP, you can't leave us hanging like that! HOW'S THE DOG?

    #2 - On 11/17/2016 at 4:51am by fordneagles

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