Today, I had to prepare for my big meeting tomorrow morning. Before going to bed, I washed my face. Unfortunately, the towel I wiped myself with turned out to house our red ant infestation. My face looks like a ripe tomato. FML

by Zooep / 10/24/2016 at 9:54am / Animals

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  • I hate fire ants with a passion. My old house's yard in North Carolina was infested with them. Those things fucking hurt, I can't even imagine a ton of them biting my face.

    #5 - On 10/25/2016 at 9:34am by _Adog2645

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  • How could you pick up a towel covered in ants and not realize it? Or why at the first bite did you not stop wiping?

    #4 - On 10/25/2016 at 9:25am by crispiestsquid

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