Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML

by K-Rat / 10/09/2016 at 8:16am / United States / Animals

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  • Today, after a lifetime of captivity, a neutering, and induced perpetual kittenhood—what science folk refer to as "behavioral neoteny"—I finally saw a chance to fulfill my predatory purpose! Not only did I fail miserably, but my captor took the opportunity to further humiliate me with unwanted ass-play.

    #7 - On 10/28/2016 at 7:36pm by Tripartita

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  • I would be tempted to flip the cat the bird, but that's exactly what it would want. Damn those accursed intelligent beings!

    #2 - On 10/28/2016 at 7:03pm by StormfrontX33

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