Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
by gothchick201013 / 09/09/2016 at 2:43pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
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If you get grounded for something that mundane, I wonder what would happen if you do something like breaking curfew. Your mom should probably be taking discipline lessons from you.
#4 - On 09/24/2016 at 9:23pm by almost_there44
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It appears that your mom is the only one that is allowed to speak the language "bitch."
#1 - On 09/24/2016 at 9:03pm by StormfrontX33
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