Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML
by Anonymous / 07/31/2016 at 12:45pm / United States (New York) / Animals
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TWO pets for the price of ONE?! Some people have all the luck!
#7 - On 07/31/2016 at 7:01pm by Tripartita
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I don't know what you're definition of a good time is, but I would find that rather romantic. Just you, your cat, and a tapeworm.
#2 - On 07/31/2016 at 6:56pm by fitnessgram
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