Today, I woke up to an unexpected surprise for my birthday. It wasn't cake, nor ice cream. It was hundreds of baby spiders crawling all over me. FML
by Anonameow / 07/19/2016 at 9:49am / Animals
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There is only one solution.
Burn the house down.
Who needs candles on a cake when you can have a raging inferno of fiery spider death?
#2 - On 07/19/2016 at 8:39pm by Lepisma
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Surprise! I see everyone got to the party on time!
Did they at least Gift-wrap some still-living flies for you?
#1 - On 07/19/2016 at 8:39pm by tounces7
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