Today, I was mowing my lawn and it had a dry looking dog turd. I figured I'd be able to mow it easily into the grass bag as dust. Instead, it still had enough moisture to splatter into clumps. Including a couple that went up my left nostril. FML

by Furzball / 05/27/2016 at 2:19am / United States (California) / Animals

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  • I mean, when you make the conscious decision to mow a dog shit, you kinda deserve it.

    #6 - On 05/27/2016 at 11:13am by Kakapo4Ever

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  • This is one of those moments you're glad you can vote both FYL and YDI at the same time.

    #8 - On 05/27/2016 at 11:41am by TonierShadow

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