Today, I went into my kitchen after placing a line of salt across the floor in front of the back door the night before to ward off slugs that keep getting in, only to find 12 idiotic slugs dead and shrivelled up, leaving a horrible gooey mess. I don't know why I expected any intelligence from them. FML

by Spongebob Garypants / 05/25/2016 at 10:05pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Animals

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  • Wouldn't expecting intelligence from slugs make YOU the idiot?
    Ooohh, plot twist.

    #9 - On 05/26/2016 at 11:13am by whysobeachy

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  • A fellow attendee of the Winchester School of Pest Control, eh? It was the worst money I ever spent, but my house has been demon free…

    #5 - On 05/26/2016 at 11:10am by Tripartita

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