By Shitty day - 24/05/2016 05:59 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I have to ask, was it one of the kids or one of the monkeys?

Hey, sometimes humans fling their poo too.

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Apparently the monkey's have a sense of humour too haha unlucky op

I can't tell if if was one of the monkeys or one of the kids who did the poo flinging.

Haha. It is a little ambiguous. If it was a kid it makes the FML much worse.

Throw your poo back at that kid ... hopefully the monkeys don't get any ideas to imitate the kid. After all, "monkey see, monkey do!"

Hey, sometimes humans fling their poo too.

Hence the invention of "shit flickers"

I have to ask, was it one of the kids or one of the monkeys?

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It's the monkeys way of asserting dominance

Well, flinging poo isn't exactly a sign of unintelligence...

yes, they are intelligent. And full of shit.