Today, I needed the toilet in the night. Walking through my pitch black house barefoot, I felt something squish beneath my heel. Thinking it was a morsel of previously dropped food, I turned on the light to clean it up. My eyes met a twitching gecko body, with a flattened, exploded head. FML

by Kakapo4Ever / 05/20/2016 at 5:01am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Animals

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  • he just wanted to save you 15% on car insurance

    #3 - On 05/20/2016 at 12:45pm by DeadxManxWalking

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  • More like fuck the geckos life. You know how much is must suck to be walking around and your head explodes. RIP Gecko

    #1 - On 05/20/2016 at 12:39pm by Jmdezy

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