Today, I've been begging my boyfriend to get us a dog for months now. This morning, I noticed he'd bought some toilet paper with dogs printed on it. I asked him if it was a sign. He replied, "Yeah, one you can stick up your ass." FML

by Confession / 05/15/2016 at 10:07pm / Belgium / Animals

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  • It's your fault for trying to get him to agree to something he clearly doesn't want.

    #6 - On 05/16/2016 at 11:34am by Moskaaa7

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  • "Begging my bf to get us a dog"? You mean "trying to convince my bf we should get a dog" right? Not begging like a little kid to make someone buy you something expensive?

    I love dogs but you don't sound mature enough to take care of one.

    #12 - On 05/16/2016 at 11:46am by zeffra13

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