Today, I gave my cat a little kiss on the head. Just as I was about to tell him I love him, he sneezed directly into my face. It's been two hours and I still can't get the taste of cat snot out of my mouth. I probably need to get a life. FML

by Anonymous / 05/15/2016 at 8:25pm / United States (California) / Animals

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  • Borrow a life from your cat ... he's got nine anyway.

    #3 - On 05/16/2016 at 5:43am by ragnarok1540

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  • In the words of Ron Swanson, "Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless."

    #2 - On 05/16/2016 at 5:40am by luther48

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