Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2016 at 6:34am / United States (Texas) / Animals

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  • Seriously, divorce him. He sounds like he's a waste of time, and has no heart.

    #1 - On 05/14/2016 at 6:11pm by EwahWeeWah

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  • No need for divorce papers. Just throw him into a sarlacc pit. World: improved.

    #2 - On 05/14/2016 at 6:14pm by gracehi

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