Today, while I have never been able to say my dog ate my homework, I do get to call several people and tell them my dog ate my wallet. He even chewed up my driver's license. FML
by Hesjustapuppy / 05/10/2016 at 8:56am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
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bring him him in the car and hold him up whenever an officer asks for your license
#2 - On 05/10/2016 at 8:40pm by DeadxManxWalking
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I laughed so hard I think I just puked up a wallet.
#3 - On 05/10/2016 at 8:48pm by emeraldarcher74
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