Animals: Today, I was collecting the eggs from my chickens. Chickens love... - FML

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By chickenbuffet - 03/05/2016 12:48 - United States - Marysville

Today, I was collecting the eggs from my chickens. Chickens love to eat eggs and saw that I was carrying some. Right when they noticed me I tripped. They went into a frenzy on top of me. Not only am I covered in chicken shit, I lost all of the eggs. FML

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ajk168 22

Wednesday 4 May 2016 2:34

I could never get why chickens love to eat their own eggs.

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 4 May 2016 4:38

That's why you don't put all of your eggs into one basket!

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ajk168 22

Wednesday 4 May 2016 2:34

I could never get why chickens love to eat their own eggs.

screamogirl123 18

Wednesday 4 May 2016 5:38

Because chickens are secretly cannibals

GimonMon 14

Wednesday 4 May 2016 21:17

It's a good source of nutrients! I'm actually not sure either lol

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 4 May 2016 4:38

That's why you don't put all of your eggs into one basket!

magnacarter 7

Wednesday 4 May 2016 9:11

yes!!! lol

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