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By ParanoidBugSmasher - 23/04/2016 16:22 - United States - Greenwood
Today, I went to smash a spider in the junction between the wall and ceiling..... It fell a inch in front of me and I did a Ms. Trunchbull and made a cross between a shriek and whine as I backed up. I'm worried it landed on me and still haven't found it 20 minutes later. Well played Spidey. FML