Animals: Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take...

By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

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By theorifice - 16/06/2010 16:28 - Canada

Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

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By FeedTheBirds - 06/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Estero

Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML

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By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 4 123

By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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You deserved it 3 729

By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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You deserved it 6 369

By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 307

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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You deserved it 5 016

By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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You deserved it 1 751

By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked 2 miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager and everyone in line behind me. I walked 2 miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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You deserved it 4 303

swanheart 35

Sunday 20 December 2015 12:28

No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!

gosh_mate 30

Sunday 20 December 2015 12:51

I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo... Mine mine mine mine haha

Comments

hantu69 22

Sunday 20 December 2015 12:28

seagull help you stay on diet . Haha

Rkikkas9713 25

Sunday 20 December 2015 22:06

How exactly is starving part of a diet?

swanheart 35

Sunday 20 December 2015 12:28

No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!

shiba10 26

Sunday 20 December 2015 13:24

Haha I suppose so but they're just so savage... Seagulls 1 Me 0 :(

JMichael 25

Sunday 20 December 2015 14:14

No what OP should of done was chase that seagull down and get his damn sandwich back in any way possible.

swanheart 35

Sunday 20 December 2015 17:45

Possibly #18 but I think he might have struggled to follow the bird if it decided to fly off...!

gobiteme2 34

Sunday 20 December 2015 21:10

OP cheer up and get revenge. Most seagulls will come back to same spot to see if they can get some more. Ever seen a seagull with a mouth full of Tabasco sauce in their mouth.

datass63826 9

Sunday 20 December 2015 12:29

Happened to everyone before.

NeatNit 32

Sunday 20 December 2015 13:52

I don't know about you, but I've never seen anybody's food get snatched from his hands by a bird!

momo3p 22

Sunday 20 December 2015 16:04

lol I have

domolovesyoshi 33

Sunday 20 December 2015 20:18

I have never once had this happen nor have I seen it happen however I have heard it happen before to my Dad

TheLastCenturion 19

Sunday 20 December 2015 12:33

Happens, mate. Nothing to do but laugh it off and...yeah.

KhaleesiDannie 26

Sunday 20 December 2015 12:34

Your lucky all it took was your food and not your SOUL*evil seagull laughter in the distance*

bigbluetardis 21

Sunday 20 December 2015 14:19

*You're

KhaleesiDannie 26

Sunday 20 December 2015 15:01

Y du I alwais git dwn vorts 4 tipos? fml

Jachin357 28

Sunday 20 December 2015 12:41

Those birds have no shame!

TAntobella 14

Sunday 20 December 2015 12:48

Think in perspective. The cow your hamburger was made of: "Today after a miserable life spent in a factory farm, a human has stolen my calf from me, then cut my throat. FML" We all steal from others, don't we..

TooManyProblems 13

Sunday 20 December 2015 13:23

Found the Vegan

TAntobella 14

Sunday 20 December 2015 21:23

Ahahahah 37 people can't handle the truth!

gosh_mate 30

Sunday 20 December 2015 12:51

I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo... Mine mine mine mine haha

xKrisSmoove 21

Sunday 20 December 2015 15:02

What if they are back in Finding Dory?

Avi8r 22

Sunday 20 December 2015 23:53

This is actually really funny considering OP lives in Australia where Finding Nemo took place

shiba10 26

Monday 21 December 2015 0:30

Haha I live in the same city too

LostInTheZone11 29

Monday 21 December 2015 7:52

Mine mine mine mine mine. "Oh would you just shut up?! You rats with wings." Nigel the Pelican.

FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 20 December 2015 13:01

I definitely feel you on that one, I've had the same thing happen to me. Those shipyard seagulls are savages. I've seen them take a guy's breakfast burrito and come back to throw the aluminum foil at him.

Tarlachia 33

Sunday 20 December 2015 13:23

Next time, take something to catch/shoot down a seagull, strip the feathers off, and cook the seagull. Slap it between a pair of burger buns and eat it in front of those seagulls.