Today, I woke up to noises from downstairs. I practically pissed my pants and called the cops. Turned out it was just my cat being a dickhead in the living room. FML

by Anonymous / 12/18/2015 at 6:40am / United States (California) / Animals

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  • Ugh, this happened to me once. I was just robbing somebody's house and could hear them freaking out upstairs. Fortunately, I was wearing my fursuit, so they mistook me for their cat.

    #10 - On 12/18/2015 at 6:42pm by Tripartita

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  • Sounds like an FML for the police guys who showed up.
    Today, some idiot called us in thinking he was getting robbed. The 'noises' he heard was his cat. FML

    #8 - On 12/18/2015 at 6:40pm by Miss_Chevious

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