Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has a lock, and called the cops. Turns out it was just a bird that was trying to get at my fish in the fish tank that I have in my room. FML

by Alaska / 10/28/2015 at 11:35pm / United States / Animals

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  • So a bird busted through a glass door/window to go after your fish? That's one helluva determined (and sturdy) bird! What did the cops say?

    #2 - On 10/29/2015 at 11:33am by MrsPegg

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  • At least you played it safe when you heard some fishy sounds in your house.

    #4 - On 10/29/2015 at 11:34am by mds9986

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