Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2015 at 10:47pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals

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  • Thank god you yelled first before just blindly shooting!!

    #1 - On 10/25/2015 at 7:58pm by xlord

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  • I guess you could say he was a cat burglar... I'll show myself out

    #4 - On 10/25/2015 at 8:00pm by zanoty

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