Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML

by Urinator / 09/16/2015 at 2:26pm / United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross) / Animals

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  • It used to be "My dog ate my homework" not "Your dog peed on the floor"
    What has our world come to

    #1 - On 09/17/2015 at 1:21am by dezman2000

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  • I don't even know what to say... I guess new requirement in a partner is if they're potty trained?

    #8 - On 09/17/2015 at 1:29am by AyeJay101

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