Today, whilst still trying to potty train my puppy and keep her from both peeing and pooping in the house, my lactose intolerance kicked in full fledge. Every time I pass gas, she smells poop and believes it's okay to immediately drop a deuce on the carpet. FML

by gassy / 07/15/2015 at 7:15am / United States (Florida) / Animals

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  • Well, how about you stop eating dairy products then?

    #3 - On 07/15/2015 at 12:23pm by menja

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  • Trying desperately to come up with a silver lining.... this is a tough one, OP.
    You have a puppy, and puppies are cute. That's about all I've got. Haha

    #1 - On 07/15/2015 at 12:21pm by EmmaRey

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