Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML

by nerderer / 06/04/2015 at 10:17pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals

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  • Lol, this went from being so sad to so hilarious very suddenly.

    #3 - On 06/05/2015 at 10:06am by EmmaRey

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  • Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.

    #1 - On 06/05/2015 at 10:06am by SweetasCandy0609

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