Today, I discovered why my pet bird has been hiding behind my couch pillow lately. It's not because she was nesting, as I thought. She's been secretly tearing apart the whole couch from behind there instead. FML

by thisisnotavirustrustme.exe / 04/18/2015 at 3:34pm / United States (New York) / Animals

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  • Polly wants some cotton. She could also be looking for loose change to hire the cute pigeon from outside the window.

    #1 - On 04/19/2015 at 6:41am by Welshite

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  • Sounds like the bird may become dinner soon.

    #3 - On 04/19/2015 at 6:44am by Cads1

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