Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML

by HM / 04/16/2015 at 9:10am / United States (New Mexico) / Animals

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  • Definitely not the pussy he wanted to see.

    #2 - On 04/16/2015 at 12:46pm by Queen_bee1234

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  • Maybe it turned him on... I'm not are we went far enough into the story for this to be an FML.

    Unless you had poop stains.

    FYL if you had poop stains.

    #1 - On 04/16/2015 at 12:46pm by Clevelandians

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