Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
by Anonymous / 11/20/2014 at 10:23am / United States (California) / Animals
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your spider senses need some work.
#1 - On 11/20/2014 at 12:57pm by tony1891
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Considering the chance that the little fucker laid eggs in there, there's only one reasonable option:
You must shave your head. Do it now.
#4 - On 11/20/2014 at 12:58pm by DocBastard
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